Tag Archives: food

More Random Things to take your mind off the economy

By thingmeister | March 6, 2009

What could be grosser than the plunging stock market? Well:
I once served a man a piece of banana cream pie with a cockroach in it. When asked about it, I told him it was a pecan.
I love the taste of Pepto Bismol. Kaoepectate is pretty good, too.

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Here’s a tip for how to get your spouse or kids to eat their veggies

By thingmeister | March 3, 2009

Here’s an interesting Random Thing that offers a healthy living tip:

I hide vegetables in food. My husband claims to hate tomatoes, green peppers, and onions. One day, I was making something that called for stewed tomatoes. Knowing how much he loooooves tomato, I pulled out my tiny food chopper and made the tomato tiny. I [...]

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Is this a joke or not? Chances are it’s the truth…

By thingmeister | February 18, 2009

Experts say that people are at least as honest online as they are in the putatively real world. So Your Thingmeister is inclined to take this as face value:
I eat bugs. When I was little I would catch them in jars, shake them till they died and then rip them apart into sections, and [...]

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