Category Archives: Gross

And I wonder how this tale ended?

By thingmeister | April 10, 2009

One of those short posts that leave me wanting to know much more:
As a teen, I accidentally sneezed soup out my nose at a missionary.

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Ouch!

By thingmeister | April 8, 2009

Why would anybody do this? And admit it?
I once put my thumb on a car cigar lighter t find out how it feels

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An unintended victory for bad hygeine?

By thingmeister | March 17, 2009

In one of her other Things, she said she worked with great satisfaction with indigenous peoples. i suspect that thing is related to this Thing:

I used to bite my nails and thought I would for the rest of my life, after living in Mexico and not ever wanting to put my hands in my mouth, [...]

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More Random Things to take your mind off the economy

By thingmeister | March 6, 2009

What could be grosser than the plunging stock market? Well:
I once served a man a piece of banana cream pie with a cockroach in it. When asked about it, I told him it was a pecan.
I love the taste of Pepto Bismol. Kaoepectate is pretty good, too.

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Is this a joke or not? Chances are it’s the truth…

By thingmeister | February 18, 2009

Experts say that people are at least as honest online as they are in the putatively real world. So Your Thingmeister is inclined to take this as face value:
I eat bugs. When I was little I would catch them in jars, shake them till they died and then rip them apart into sections, and [...]

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