Category Archives: Just plain funny

Siblign rivalry

What older kid didn’t react like this at some point?
When my parents brought home my baby sister, after holding her, I told them they could take her back.

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From a list of random reasons ‘I am a feminist’

Among the reasons I’m glad I’m a guy is that our culture really isn’t pushing me into pretending I’m a size I’m not. Here’s a random thing from the other side of the gender divide:
Because if I wanted to spend my entire paycheck on a bra for some reason, Victoria’s Secret’s sizing is as [...]

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Effective parenting requires creativity

I love these tips!
My proudest recent achievements have been persuading my picky-eater daughter to eat dry All-Bran Flakes by calling them … wait for it … Breakfast Chips. Sheer brilliance.
I also, after 7 nights in a row of her eating pesto on spaghetti (and only if we called the pasta noodles), beat her at her [...]

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Ahem. After a brief hiatus…

Yeah, yeah. Life intruded there for a while. But I’m back. And guess what? People are still creating new lists! Here’s an Thing that was posted this very day:
I had an amateur boxing license and trained for two years at a real boxing gym (prior to that I was in a college boxing club). [...]

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And I wonder how this tale ended?

One of those short posts that leave me wanting to know much more:
As a teen, I accidentally sneezed soup out my nose at a missionary.

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Easily the most unusual fear I’ve seen on a Random List

Bug, dirt, heights, falling, snakes, the dark — all of those are on lots of lists, But here’s a new one for me:
I admit to being deathly afraid of bananas. I hate them. I have been known to run screaming from someone who had a banana and chased me with it. I don’t know why [...]

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Put this one in the TMI file

With all due respect, I think this person would drive me nuts:
I have two sayings I enjoy using, “GRRRR” and “Easy peazy lemon squeezy.”

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My kind of neatness

Some people say cleanliness is next to godliness. I say it’s next to impossible. And so does this person:

There is a pile on my desk that is taller than me sitting down.

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