Some Random Things are advice that you might want to follow. WARNING! Your Mileage May Vary. Here are some of the Best I’ve seen:
Teaching someone how to cook, even just one recipe, is like giving someone a key to a door they never knew existed.
Elephants produce about 50 pounds of dung a day, which is a reminder that if you deal with big things in life, expect a lot of crap. From above.

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Saw the second comment went it ran. Love it. Everything Kim O’Donnel says though is near genius.